I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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