I hope mine doesn't look like that
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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