the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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