Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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