Me too!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
