I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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