There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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