Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
third nipple confirmed
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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