eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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