well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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