fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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