so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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