It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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