The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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