Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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