I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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