just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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