He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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