guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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