just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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