If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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