Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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