i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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