handjob tips. give me some.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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