So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
4 words: hood of his car
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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