remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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