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(732): View more from New Jersey

fuck the hobbit

(301): View more from Maryland

what about unicorns?

(732): View more from New Jersey

fuck those pointy horses

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(574): View more from Indiana

I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?

(1-574): View more from Indiana

Predator. Straight up.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.

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(716): View more from New York

I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.

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(607): View more from New York

Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again

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