piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
