Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.