So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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