i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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