I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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