Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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