Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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