I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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