I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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