winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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