Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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