She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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