I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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