Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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