Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My vagina just clenched in fear
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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