Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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