Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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