I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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