why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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