I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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