can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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