well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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