The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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