Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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