Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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