So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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