i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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